Did The Democrats “PLAY” Us All? A Final Conspiracy Theory For DIE-HARD Trump Supporters.

Since conspiracy theories have been the motivating force behind a lot of nonsensical actions perhaps a new theory could bring about some decorum.

As it appears that specious hyperbole is the only language “they” comprehend, I will attempt to communicate in the manner to which they are most accustomed.

Ok here goes,

(In the voice of Bane from The Dark Knight)

Listen very carefully to what I’m about to tell you. Everything you’ve been told about Trump losing is a lie!

Don’t believe it, because the shocking truth is Trump never won, he was installed.

Trump…

Has this entire time…

Been a double agent for the Democratic Party to once and for all vanquish their enemies; the dreaded GOP empire. 😱

And so for the last 4 years you trumpet puppets have been secretly worshiping a Democrat plant. Fed to you like a false idol by the Democratic elite. All to prove just how superior they are to you.

You see the Democrats had a problem as Obama’s 2nd term came to an end. They knew they couldn’t have anyone as Charismatic to keep them in power. Even Hillary knew she was too polarizing to survive 2 terms.

Remember she was a good friend to Donald Trump before 2016. She was aware of Trump’s massive debt and approached him with an idea that would pay off BIG!!!

We’re talking about an opportunity that could land him his own TV network and pay off all his debts.

All he had to do, was infiltrate and become the Republican front-runner for President. After that, they would see to it that he’d win in order to become a cancer the Republican party would never recover from again.

Facing mounting crippling debt and bankruptcy, Trump agreed to the deal with the Democrats back in late 2014. Russia was involved, as too was the ENTIRE media. They created a fake war between News sources just like the Coke and Pepsi challenge to establish extreme polarization and tribalism.

Which btw made them millions of dollars in ad revenue.

I mean come on America, the country is yours! But they don’t want you to know that! Remember the chants of LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

But did she get locked up when Trump took office?

Wasn’t it just a little bit too convenient for one President to be so demonstrably inept and incompetent? You know, ON PURPOSE!

Think about how much money was raised off of the voters on both sides?

And where did all that money (and we’re talking billions of dollars) into the Trump campaign go?

Remember how they suddenly just ran out of money???

An accident?

🧐 Thaddeus Bane Holmes thinks not!

Why was the video of Trump from years ago taken down?

You know the one of him saying that if he were to ever run for President, he’d run as a Republican Because they believe everything they hear 👂 on Fox News!!!???

They want you to think it was all a Mandela effect-related fever dream. But we know better, don’t we?

That’s because in that statement he’s admitting Democrats are better for the country and Republicans are RUBES!!!

All things considered, it would be hard not to concur with that assessment.

So they had to remove all traces of the video from the internet.

Trump supporters needed to believe he was their guy, and it worked!

Geeh, Thanks OBAMA

They knew they could use the racism and biases typically found in the Republican Party against them. And that would cripple them once in for all from the inside.

And… it worked!

The Democrats knew that if Trump was successful on his mission, no one with an ounce of intelligence would ever vote for a GOP candidate again!

Congratulations Trump puppets you’ve successfully destroyed your party 🤭

And that is how you get to a one-party majority rule FOREVER!!!!

Moo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo… ha ha ha ha ha… haaaaaaa! Sinister laugh, sinister laugh.

Ahem… So in closing!

Ok, Seriously though, Trump lost!

He lost, like by a lot!

Like legit got DUNKED on by a guy 2 years older than he is… and while I’m not saying Trump is old…

I am saying he’s at the age where shit starts to go. Take the loss of his mind as exhibit A for instance.

So there you go Trump supporters a final conspiracy theory to hold onto while you’re forcefully being weaned off the kool-aid dripping man teat of this false idol.

And hopefully, you all can start acting like you have some dam sense again.

Because in truth He’s a wannabe dictator, and traitor to the country, loser! And if you still support him so are you.

And you can put that in your Diaper! All up in your Diaper.